Scene: A rich kid who loves to write stories is reading a letter. His servant’s son (also his best friend) is organising his room.

Rich Kid: “My uncle liked my story. He wrote ‘Bravo!’”

Friend: “Well of course he liked it. You tell great stories. What’s the story about?”

Rich Kid: “It’s about a very poor man who finds a magic cup. Soon he learns if he weeps into the cup, his tears would turn to pearls….And at the end of story, he’s sitting on a mountain of pearls with a bloody knife in his hands and his dead wife in his arms. “

Friend: “So he killed her so that he could cry and get rich?”

Rich Kid: “Yes, you’re very quick”

Friend: “But why couldn’t he just smell an onion?”

–Taken from somewhere!! :)